A few weeks ago we discovered that Alex Reid was going to release a music single. It was difficult to really place this in any sort of context, as news, because it appeared to have come from no logical place.
Entitled 'Stardust', we have now had a chance to have a bit of a listen to this.
We are confused, readers, we really are. Because although surely everyone must have realised what dodgy ground they were on giving a song to Alex Reid, the actual dance bass choonage is sort of alright. It's a passable club banger, if you're into that sort of thing.
And then, like a drunken letch at the bar, Reid slimes his way across the track with his insipid Auto-tuned awfulness.