Britney and Tinashe’s sultry new music video for ‘Slumber Party’ dropped today (November 18), featuring hefty dolops of choreo, lesbian fantasies, holi parties and, perhaps most imporantly, the world’s most handsome man.

Say what you like about Brit, she sure knows how to pick ’em. And having already delivered the results of our thorough investigation into her Vegas show’s tear-inducingly hot male back-up dancers, we thought we should do some more digging.

So without further ado, meet Sam Asghari; a man so beautiful it makes you want to lick his spilt milk right off the dinging room table like a poorly-trained house-cat.

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Our new one-and-only is Sam is an American model of Persian descent. According to his Instagram account, he’s a personal trainer. Oh, and also the man of our dreams.

A bold claim, we know. But let’s consider the evidence, shall we?

Look at this perfect mouth, which is exactly where we will be spending the next eternity dreaming of kissing him.

Got to love the staff at @drkamdds always treating me like family

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Seriously though. That smile. Those lips. Those pearly, pearly whites.

Heading to @drkamdds to put on the bottom veneers, can’t wait for another smooth visit

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Next up, hair. This man’s mane is so thick, there’s a good chance you’d break your fingers trying to run them through his locks. Not that we’d want to try. It would be an affront to the hair gods to mess with that ‘do.

Destiny is made. Love the life you live, never change as a man, and make the best out of everything

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This doesn’t even need an explanation.

Island Vibes

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But just in case you weren’t sold, here are a few more.

⛲️

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We got a war to fight

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You don’t know this new me, I put back pieces differently…. Photo by: @arrondunworth 1/3

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Sunday’s are for relaxing

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I’m motivated from struggle, I gave my life to the hustle….

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Now clearly, this is a man who works out. And if the Michaelangelo’s David-esque body isn’t enough to convince you of that, there are videos of him working out. For your consideration:

Back to that……

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Trying to keep a straight face!

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Of course, when you’re considering taking a husband (yes, we said it), it’s not all about looks. You need a man who you can settle down with, maybe raise a few sprogs. And luckly, Mr Asghari is a man who’s great with kids. Just look:

And pets:

Me and @jessahinton almost added a new member to the family today

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Morning kisses for these babies #kittys#cat#kitten#pretty

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Your home will be tastefully decorated:

Have a great labor day! I think im going to step out #tired

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Hell, he’ll even build your home:

Featured in the @cosmopolitan magazine for the @fifthharmony music video! #WorkFromHome#tydollasign#Fifthharmony

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He won’t upstage you on Halloween:

The conjuring 3? Incredible costume from @ariyaan

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You’ll take romantic vacations to Paris:

Love for paris was soo much that im going back soon! #paris

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Drink champagne together while you take a soak:

 

And, at the end of it all, you’ll get to curl up next to this:

Whole new week ✊ Gnight!

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Life will never be the same again.

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