Britney and Tinashe’s sultry new music video for ‘Slumber Party’ dropped today (November 18), featuring hefty dolops of choreo, lesbian fantasies, holi parties and, perhaps most imporantly, the world’s most handsome man.
Say what you like about Brit, she sure knows how to pick ’em. And having already delivered the results of our thorough investigation into her Vegas show’s tear-inducingly hot male back-up dancers, we thought we should do some more digging.
So without further ado, meet Sam Asghari; a man so beautiful it makes you want to lick his spilt milk right off the dinging room table like a poorly-trained house-cat.
Our new one-and-only is Sam is an American model of Persian descent. According to his Instagram account, he’s a personal trainer. Oh, and also the man of our dreams.
A bold claim, we know. But let’s consider the evidence, shall we?
Look at this perfect mouth, which is exactly where we will be spending the next eternity dreaming of kissing him.
Seriously though. That smile. Those lips. Those pearly, pearly whites.
Next up, hair. This man’s mane is so thick, there’s a good chance you’d break your fingers trying to run them through his locks. Not that we’d want to try. It would be an affront to the hair gods to mess with that ‘do.
This doesn’t even need an explanation.
But just in case you weren’t sold, here are a few more.
Now clearly, this is a man who works out. And if the Michaelangelo’s David-esque body isn’t enough to convince you of that, there are videos of him working out. For your consideration:
Of course, when you’re considering taking a husband (yes, we said it), it’s not all about looks. You need a man who you can settle down with, maybe raise a few sprogs. And luckly, Mr Asghari is a man who’s great with kids. Just look:
Your home will be tastefully decorated:
Hell, he’ll even build your home:
He won’t upstage you on Halloween:
You’ll take romantic vacations to Paris:
Drink champagne together while you take a soak:
And, at the end of it all, you’ll get to curl up next to this:
Life will never be the same again.