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Donald Trump gay erotica novel takes Amazon charts by storm

2016-01-27
One side of Donald Trump we’d never expect to see during the US presidential race is his kinkier side. Luckily, an American author has imagined up what really goes on behind closed doors in the boardroom in a Trump-inspired erotic e-book that's stormed to the top of the Amazon.com this week. Los Angeles comedian and writer Elijah Daniel decided to get drunk last week and put pen to paper, telling the story of a young Trump Hotel bellboy who is seduced by the notorious billionaire businessman. The result of his efforts, Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy has gone viral across the internet, reaching the number one spot on the Amazon LGBT Erotica and Humourous Erotica chart in less than a week. “I’m going to get drunk tonight and write an entire Donald Trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow I swear to god,” he tweeted. fanfic23n-1-web (1) The 22-year-old first time author told The New York Daily News The New York Daily News it took less than a day and a lot of wine to finish the 21-page masterpiece. “I was drinking, and I thought it would be funny if I write this stupid and weird story,” said Daniel. “It took me four hours and four bottles of wine.” The hilarious read is set in the Trump Hotel, and tells the story of a young bellboy named Elijah who is seduced by the business mogul. “With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest. He was beautiful,” says an excerpt from the first chapter. “His gorgeous a-- flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger. More stories: Justin Bieber flaunts it for new Calvin Klein campaign In GIFs | CBB’s Scott T and Jeremy give viwers an eyeful (NFSW)