Giorgio Armani's five most deeply heterosexual designs

2015-04-20
Giorgio Armani is the latest Italian fashion icon to suffer a serious case of foot in mouth, announcing in a new interview over the weekend that he believes gay men should not dress in a 'homosexual' fashion. “A homosexual man is a man 100%. He does not need to dress homosexual,” the designer told The Sunday Times Magazine. “When homosexuality is exhibited to the extreme – to say, ‘Ah, you know I’m homosexual,’ – that has nothing to do with me. A man has to be a man,” he added. With that in mind, we thought we'd have a look at some of the designer's manliest designs of recent years: This uber-masc 'mustard trousers with darling little matching furry cuff' ensemble: helped-011114 These totes butch Aladdin harem pants, paired with a shiny cabaret waiscoat: milan-fashion-week-09-emporio-armani-002-nc This deeply heterosexual candy-cotton pink jacket: giorgio-armani-SS2014-menswear-10 See-through nipple cut-outs? Oh yeah mate, the wife bloody loves it: Pietro-Boselli-Emporio-Armani-Spring-Summer-2013-Catwalk-800x1199 Remember now, no 'exhibiting homosexuality to the extreme'! Now hand me my leather shirt. No, I won't button it up. emporio-armani04 Thank you, Giorgio Armani, for your lifelong commitment to #masc #straightacting-only fashion.