Words: Steve Brown
Orlando Bloom says his manhood is ‘not that big’ after a nude photo of him went viral three years ago.
The Lord of the Rings actor was snapped three years ago on a paddleboard with his now fiancé Katy Perry and the internet went wild - for unstandable reasons - after Orlando was spotted in the complete nude and people could not take their eyes off… his manhood.
— NY Daily News Gossip (@NYDNgossip) August 3, 2016
But now, Orlando has told Howard Stern that his manhood is ‘not that big’ and said that the viral photo was an ‘optical illusion’.
He said: “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.
“The publicist called to say, ‘That is not the worst of it. First of all, there were pictures with a block over it’.
“And you make some jokes like, ‘Have you got a black box big enough to cover it?’
“And then you suddenly realise somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough. It’s a triple whammy – photos, black box then no black box.”
We’re sorry Orlando. We are going to need proof of this!