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Orlando Bloom says his manhood isn't 'that big' after nude photo went viral three years ago

The actor was photographed in the nude three years ago and the internet went wild!

2019-09-06

Words: Steve Brown

Orlando Bloom says his manhood is ‘not that big’ after a nude photo of him went viral three years ago.

The Lord of the Rings actor was snapped three years ago on a paddleboard with his now fiancé Katy Perry and the internet went wild - for unstandable reasons - after Orlando was spotted in the complete nude and people could not take their eyes off… his manhood.

But now, Orlando has told Howard Stern that his manhood is ‘not that big’ and said that the viral photo was an ‘optical illusion’.

He said: “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.

“The publicist called to say, ‘That is not the worst of it. First of all, there were pictures with a block over it’.

“And you make some jokes like, ‘Have you got a black box big enough to cover it?’

“And then you suddenly realise somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough. It’s a triple whammy – photos, black box then no black box.”

We’re sorry Orlando. We are going to need proof of this!