Apparently not content with sending us into a sexual frenzy through ab-flashing appearances on Japanese television
and man-on-man crotch grabs
, Cristiano Ronaldo's decided to ensure we get absolutely nothing done this morning by posting a 'home recovery' video online.
That 'recovery' came after Real Madrid's 2-1 win over Turkish club Galatasaray on Wednesday (August 19), and basically involved getting into his home's plunge-pool in nothing but a pair of white, wet boxer shorts.
We'll let the video do the talking. Watch Cristiano's definitely-for-sports-education-and-nothing-else cold bath video below. (You're gonna be needing one of your own afterwards...)
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