Our adoration of Telephone has reached fever pitch. So much so that we might just devote the whole of today to celebrating Gaga. Actually, why not just make 12th March an annual national holiday. Who do we have to call about this? Anyway, Gaga has discussed the video. We could tell you what she says, but we'd just as soon have you watch it yourselves:

They don't call him Glambert for nuttin' The American Idol runner up (who we have done an exclusive interview with in our April issue, in shops now) has revealed that his own love of slap has now extended to a desire to get men the world over caked in make-up. He apparently plans to launch his own range of mens eyeliner, foundation, lip gloss, nail varnish, concealer... You get the picture. Would you buy it?

It feels as if we have been trembling with anticipation for the Telephone video since before the dawn of man - and here it is! We think both Gaga and Beyonce give amazing performances - and they've certainly taken risks with this nine minute epic. Do you think its paid off?

It's only 10 seconds long, yet manages to cram in some brooding courtesy of Robert Pattinson, and some nudity courtesy of Taylor Lautner. Impressive.