Sharon Osbourne looks like a water-logged corpse that's been dredged out of the Thames. We like to think that this is her comeuppance for the hate campaign she waged against Danni Minogue, but we accept it's more likely a bad batch of surgery. Either way it's the most terrifying thing this side of Mickey Rourke.

The good news is that apparently the Girls Aloud reunion that we've been hankering for since their break began may be on it's way... The news we're not sure how we feel about is that it may be going ahead without Nadine. An ever-elusive source claims, "they want to return on their own terms - and avoiding any squabbles is a high priority. That's why they have decided to go on without Nadine." On one hand, we don't like the persistent rumour...More

Turns out, Justin Bieber is actually a lot more evil than we originally presumed. We'll let The Westboro Baptist Church explain: “Justin Bieber has a platform given to him by God to speak to this world... but he refuses to do that because he knows his concert halls would be empty! So, he teaches you to sin and rebel against God’s commandments... Justin will answer to God!” Can't say fairer than that.

Circus is in town once again this Saturday 31st for a Pyjama themed party, featuring drag queen pillow fights, bedtime stories with Scottee and naked twister. Oo-err. Circus will also be debuting new visuals, which you can catch a sneak peek of below. Directed by Gabriel Gettman, the film features a cast of eighteen outlandish characters who will provide a changing landscape on the night. Double oo-err. Oh, and expect hot men as standard. ...More