Ever wondered what it would be like if Donald Trump was gay?

Writer, Dan Savage, has written an article retelling some of the things Donald Trump has said or done but this time Trump is gay.

In this column Savage flips things around as he retells the things Donal Trump has said about his family, and his children. The columnist re-writes the time Trump tried to come across child friendly at a rally.

In the column, written for The Stranger, Savage writes: ‘Gay Donald spots a pretty boy in the crowd at one of his rallies. “Wow, so beautiful. Bring him, he’s so beautiful,” […] Gay Donald lifts the pretty little boy up on his arms, and then Gay Donald attempts to kiss the pretty little boy on the mouth. Twice.’

He then retells the time Donald Trump made comments about his daughter, writing: ‘Ivan, Gay Donald’s oldest son, is his favorite. Gay Donald once called Ivan “a hot piece of ass.”

And Gay Donald said this about Ivan on national television with Ivan sitting next to himon the sofa: “If Ivan weren’t my son, perhaps I’d be dating him. Is that weird?”‘

Savage then ends the article by pointing out how differently people would perceive Trump if he was gay: ‘If Donald Trump were a gay man who couldn’t look at prepubescent boys without imagining himself “dating” them in a few years time, if Donald Trump were a gay man who said inappropriate things about his own son in public, if Donald Trump were a gay man who plucked pretty little boys out of crowds to kiss them on their mouths… Republican pundits, elected officials, operatives, and voters wouldn’t be calling him presidential. They would use a different word entirely to describe him.

It also starts with the letter P.’

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