Justin Bieber kisses his bodyguard, insists he’s not gay

Troubled pop star Justin Bieber is seen kissing a male companion in a new video – but his legions of tween female fans can rest easy, as Bieber was quick to insist that he’s NOT gay.

In a video posted to his official Instagram account overnight, the Biebs can be seen playing around on a Segway while on a private jet, which may just be the douchiest transport combination we’ve ever witnessed.

Parking the Segway up next to beefy bodyguard Mikey Arana, he leans in for a quick kiss, with Arana apparently so unfazed by this sudden display of affection that he doesn’t even look up from his phone. Watch:

Bieber captioned the pic “I’m not gay but even if I was that’s not an insult,” which is a lovely message to deliver to his young fans, if a little mid-90s Seinfeld “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” in its phrasing.

Biebs and his Bodyguard? This whole thing is giving us major Whitney and Kevin vibes: