In the bathroom with TV presenter Matt Johnson
What do you do in the bath?
If I ever have a bath, it’s usually because I’m training for something and I need a long old soak and relax. So I tend to turn off my phone and listen to some chilled out music. Bath time is the perfect time to think, plan, daydream.
Are you a bubble bath type of chap?
I’m more of a shower man, so when I do have a bath it’s because I need a long soak after a busy week or whatever. So when I do bathe, I go big. Salts, oils, maybe a candle. Relaxing is so important to me. So I spare no expense. It’s like a Jo Malone shop window come bath time around my house.
Do you have bath toys?
Nah. Just my penis.
Are you the type to share a bath?
Yeah totally! I love a bit of company in the bath. Always ends naughty though, that doesn’t it.
What’s the sauciest thing you’ve done in a shower?
I’m not much of a ‘dish the dirt’ type of guy. I leave that to all those silly reality stars, but I do have a big walk-in shower for a VERY good reason. The rest is for your readers’ imagination.
Let’s get out of the bathroom now. Do you spend a lot of time in the kitchen?
I love to cook! So yeah. It’s one of my favourite things to do. Plus, the kitchen is where everyone gathers at a party, isn’t it. I love a good party.
What appliances can you not live without?
As much as I pretend that I’m a ‘modern man’ all the time, I couldn’t live with out my microwave. I also love my Philips juicer (Just for balance).
Have you ever got saucy on a kitchen table?
Show me a person that says they haven’t, and i’ll show you a liar.
Is your kitchen colour-coordinated?
My kitchen is pretty plain, to be honest. It came with my place so it wasn’t my choice. When I do get my way, my kitchen will look like some sort of matching, all one colour, space ship.
Do you throw dinner parties?
I don’t. That’s bad isn’t it. I always go out for dinner with my pals. I’m not sure if I’m mentally that grow up for dinner parties yet. Maybe if I can stay in a relationship for longer than five minutes I will.