62. Wolfgang Tillmans
By Peter Sturt
He’s got an exhibition of his work at Tate Modern, what does YOUR boyfriend have? Granted, it includes a giant photograph of a gentleman’s perineum/scrotum but it’s arty, so your mum won’t mind. Promise. However, Wolfy did let us know that the rectum pictured had just been, ahem, orally enjoyed. So maybe don’t tell your mother that bit.
