71. Joe Lycett
By Peter Sturt
Joe identifies as pansexual, which conjures images of a satyr skipping about, playing a flute and shagging nymphs. We’re not sure if he actually has the hind quarters of a goat or whether he can play a woodwind instrument but we DO know that he’s a bloody funny comedian. Even the titles of his tours are a scream! “That’s the way A-Ha A-Ha, Joe Lycett”, “Some Lycett Hot” and “If You Lycett Then You Should Have Put A Ring On It”. I mean, come on. That alone is enough to make us fall in love.