Mr Plant Geek launches a line of plant punny T’s
By Darren Mew
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Michael Perry, A.K.A. Mr Plank Geek, is bringing his knowledge of plants and sex into some humourous T-shirts.
Perry’s ‘Rude botany’ T-shirt range brings about the best and most raucous plants names, and you can now have them scribbled across you breast thanks to his exclusive custom T-shirt range!
No one would have guess that the plant world could be so downright RUDE? However, the slogans of these shiny new t-shifts are actually the REAL botanical names for plants!
His Carry On-esque selection includes eye openers such as ‘Rubus cockburnianus’, ‘Lilium superbum’ and ‘Clitoria ternatea’ and more!
All t-shirts come in trending natural colours such as Flame Orange, Sun Yellow and Kelly Green… to name a few.
The T-shirts are priced from just £19.99 each, and available for men and women. These naughty T’s won’t break the bank either! Not a bad price for a chance to gain a bit of plant knowledge AND bring a smirk to a face or two! Hort smut rules!
Wearing a rude botany T is sure to create a talking point next time youre in a bar, supermarket or of course, garden centre!
But, remember… it’s not RUDE, its BOTANY!
Visit the shop now: https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/rude-botany
Follow Michael on Twitter @mr_plantgeek, and be sure to visit mrplantgeek.com for more.
For more Mr Plant Geek on attitude.co.uk click here.
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