The Great British Bake Off has only just started and viewers are already thirsty for the boys
By Will Stroude
The Great British Bake Off
bubbled its way back onto screens last night as the annual celebration of cream fillings and soggy bottoms made the leap to Channel 4 from the BBC.
Mel and Sue might have been replaced by Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding, and Mary Berry might have taken on the form of Prue Leith, but otherwise it was business as usual as 12 bakers entered the tent to show us what they – and their bakes – are made of.
Thankfully, there was also plenty of man-candy on display to sweeten the deal, and thirsty viewers at home wasted no time airing their innermost thoughts about Steven, Tom and Liam.
The trio – two of whom are openly gay in the case of Tom and Steven – got men and women at home hot under the collar as they impressed the judges with their respective skills in the kitchen, while 34-year-old Steven, from Hertfordshire, was even crowned Star Baker at the end of a competitive first week.
Steven, who has a background in marketing but is considering giving it up to focus on baking full-time, was taught the basics of baking by his mother Judi 25 years ago.
He also found plenty of fans at home during Tuesday night’s show, including Coronation Street star Charlie Condou and former contestant on The Apprentice Sanjay Sood-Smith.
Does anyone else have a bit of a crush on Steven? #GBBO2017 #GBBO
— Sanjay Sood-Smith (@sanjaysoodsmith) August 29, 2017
Steve is my first #GBBO crush since John Whaite
— Charlie Condou (@Charliecondou) August 29, 2017
All the gays saying they want to give Steven a ‘hug’ #GBBO pic.twitter.com/QTd8QGTGrf
— Gary Patrick Brown (@gpb1979) August 29, 2017
I see there’s already a queue forming for Steven #GBBO
— Gary Patrick Brown (@gpb1979) August 29, 2017
Oh Steven where were you the 6 years I lived in Watford? 😍 #gbbo pic.twitter.com/h86mtw5OuT
— Chris (@chrispaget1) August 29, 2017
Some even seemed to think hard-to-please Paul Hollywood was also a fan.
After that bread cake, Paul looked like he was ready to bypass the handshake and go straight to giving Steven a lovely, brief wank. #GBBO
— Daniel J. Layton (@DanielJLayton) August 29, 2017
Meanwhile, 19-year-old Liam also caught the eye of viewers.
Known among his friends as ‘Cake Boy’, the drama student from Hackney in north London discovered his passion for baking four years ago and is keen to help make baking more acceptable among his peers.
He may have made it all the way to Bake Off, but Liam hasn’t had the best luck in other baking competitions. In 2015, he was beaten into second place in the ‘Great Rainbow Bake-off’ competition at his school to commemorate LGBT Pride month.
His double chocolate cake in that competition was bested by a pink triangle cake which read ‘Lesbians Do Exist’.
Seeing the new #GBBO contestants and thinking
“Who will I have a crush on this year?”
Leaning towards Liam ATM… pic.twitter.com/duHXnZ7hqZ— Robert J Palmer (@overagekid) August 22, 2017
Am actually enjoying the new #GBBO and we love Liam ( what’s not to love about a young lad from Hackney?)
— Rosebea Hats (@RoseBeaHats) August 29, 2017
I am a reasonable person but if Liam goes home I WILL set the TV on fire #GBBO
— hannah 🌈 (@hmbenzies) August 29, 2017
Audiences were also enraptured by 29-year-old Scotsman Tom, an architect who often bakes for his friends, family, and partner David.
Yep, you heard that right. Partner. We’re as gutted as the rest of you.
Tom’s gonna have an Attitude cover by Christmas isn’t he #GBBO
— Matt Cullum (@mattcullz) August 29, 2017
The sight of Tom is making me release moisture am I right #GBBO pic.twitter.com/kgePOQ01Sx
— Tim Doble (@BetterThanToday) August 29, 2017
Tom filled his with too much cream #gbbo pic.twitter.com/g1CX51tdow
— Halo (@EatMyHalo) August 29, 2017
Omg did everyone just see Tom 😱 How BEAUTIFUL IS HE?! I’ll forgive him for randomly gilding a pear 😂 #GBBO
— Bianca (@newgirlbianca) August 29, 2017
Tom enjoys relaxing evenings by the fire, reading #gbbo pic.twitter.com/GoKVq5Dewj
— Halo (@EatMyHalo) August 29, 2017
So, which of the boys are you backing? All three is an acceptable answer, FYI.
The Great British Bake Off continues next Tuesday at 8pm on Channel 4.
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